2015-06-17 [Alexi Ice]: Following (;

2015-06-17 [Nioniel]: Cute.

2015-06-17 [Mortified Penguin]: YOU'RE CUTE.

...wait...

2015-06-17 [Nioniel]: :o

2015-06-17 [Amelia Stark]: So I'm confused what is this

2015-06-17 [Mortified Penguin]: It's sort of self-explanatory.

2015-06-17 [Lirerial]: Lol nice

2015-06-17 [CuteCommander]: How does one become a member of the month? Is it based on length, girth, veininess?

2015-06-17 [Mortified Penguin]: It's arbitrary. But veininess helps.

2015-06-17 [shadowfire09]: Dibs on second july

2015-06-17 [Nioniel]: Excellent, for I am incredibly arbitrary and remarkably vein-covered.

2015-06-17 [Elwyne]: Do I even want to know? Deciduous? Second July? Rocktober sounds cool though.

2015-06-18 [Lirerial]: I shall never be member of the month as I am not veiny enough :(

2015-06-19 [CuteCommander]: I personally think your circulatory system is above reproach

2015-06-22 [Daisy le Fleur]: Lol..veininess...gross

2015-07-07 [DerynStarling]: lol this is interesting

2015-07-11 [Nioniel]: Fine, I lied. I've actually been vein-free since 2009. Completely kicked the stuff. I'm clean, man.

2015-07-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, but what about arteries, arterioles, capillaries, and venules?! You can't just remove SOME blood vessels and declare yourself clean, that's not how that works.

2015-07-13 [DerynStarling]: lol

2015-07-13 [Daisy le Fleur]: The others are for her medicinal purposes...strictly prescription.

2015-07-14 [Nioniel]: Gotta start somewhere.

2015-09-01 [~Crimson Angel~]: Interesting.

2015-09-01 [DerynStarling]: I see a trend

2015-09-02 [Mortified Penguin]: YOU'RE A TREND.

2015-09-03 [DerynStarling]: No, I'm a taco

2016-08-18 [Nuktae-tal]: you sort of tapered off there didn't you?

2016-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm waiting on replies from [Hedda] and [Stephen] again!

2016-08-21 [Nuktae-tal]: They don't seem to be as active as they promise do they?

2016-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: No, they're filthy liars. Especially [Stephen].

2016-08-25 [Alexi Ice]: He left, babe. You will prob be waiting forever for that reply

2016-08-25 [Nuktae-tal]: uh oh!

2017-12-13 [Mortified Penguin]: I keep sending Stephen threats on Facebook, but he won't comply. I have no choice but to curb stomp his dog now. :(

2020-08-22 [Stephen]:

2020-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm sorry about Sparky, but you left me no choice.

2020-08-22 [Stephen]: and you expect me to make you a featured member. Psh.

2020-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: YOU WILL IF YOU VALUE SPARKY JR.

2020-08-23 [Alexi Ice]: I wanna be featured

2020-08-23 [Stephen]: I'm surprised you haven't been featured, Alexi. I'm interviewing someone right now, but after that I'll interview you. =)

... and Mort's "eventual" feature becomes even more eventual.

2020-08-23 [Alexi Ice]: Yasss I’m excited now!!

2022-02-10 [Sunrose]: So why are you advertising this wiki? :P

2022-02-10 [Mortified Penguin]: People must know about this thing I did seven years ago.

2022-02-10 [Sunrose]: *pat pat*